I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So many bounce houses so little time
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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