thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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