Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
handjob tips. give me some.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
