i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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