I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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