I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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