I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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