i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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