weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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