Acid is not a monday night drug
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So gin and wine won't be happening again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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