Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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