There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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