How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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