i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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