I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Found the puke drawer
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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