he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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