just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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