my phone needs a breathalizer
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is wine microwaveable?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
