omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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