You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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