I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youre lurking in front of me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Randomize
