butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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its like you know when i get waxed
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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