I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
