yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
