i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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