I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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