giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
only you would photoshop your dick
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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