Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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