I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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