He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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