Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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