So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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