This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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