Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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