my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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