school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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