actually, I'm a sock model
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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