Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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