that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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