I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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