my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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