he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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