her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize