He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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