people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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