he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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