what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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