Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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