We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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