I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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