I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize