I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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