i just google imaged poop.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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