How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
